Crap Eyewear The Paradise Machine Replacement Lenses by Revant Optics

	Standard	Standard Polarized	Elite Polarized
Impact Resistant Optical-grade polycarbonate, exceeding ANSI standards	Yes	Yes	Yes
100% UV Protection Blocks dangerous light	Yes	Yes	Yes
Scratch Resistant Protective surface coating	Yes	Yes	Yes
1 Year Warranty Protection against defects	Yes	Yes	Yes
Polarization Cuts harsh glare from reflective surfaces like water, roads, and snow, giving you clearer vision with less eye strain	No	Yes	Yes
Water and Oil Repellent Easy to clean	No	No	Yes

Every lens color is designed for specific light conditions. Compare tint, VLT, and ideal conditions to find your match.

Lens	Base Tint	VLT "VLT" or Visible Light Transmission refers to the percentage of visible light that passes through the lens and reaches your eyes.	Ideal Conditions
Stealth Black	Gray	12%	Bright Sun
Dark Brown	Brown	15%	Bright Sun
Gray Green	Gray Green	13%	Bright Sun
Crystal Clear	Clear	90%	Low Light
Adapt Gray Photochromic	Clear/Gray	16-88%	Mixed Conditions
Midnight Sun MirrorShield	Gray	14%	Bright Sun
Fire Red MirrorShield	Brown	13%	Bright Sun
Rose Gold MirrorShield	Brown	13%	Bright Sun
Flare Gold MirrorShield	Brown	11%	Bright Sun
Emerald Green MirrorShield	Brown	11%	Bright Sun
Ice Blue MirrorShield	Gray	11%	Bright Sun
Tidal Blue MirrorShield	Gray	15%	Bright Sun
Plasma Purple MirrorShield	Gray	15%	Bright Sun
Black Chrome MirrorShield	Gray	13%	Bright Sun
Titanium MirrorShield	Gray	12%	Bright Sun
Flash Bronze MirrorShield	Brown	20%	Mixed Conditions

We’ll email you a copy of your personalized recommendations.

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Polarized for the Win

Life can be polarizing, but polarized sunglasses aren't. They reduce glare so you see the good times better.

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Our replacement lenses protect against 100% of those damaging UVA and UVB rays. No staring contests with the sun though.

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Revant Replacement Lenses for Stealth Black

Make your old Crap Eyewear The Paradise Machine lenses like new with our replacement lenses for Crap Eyewear sunglasses. And because our lenses meet or exceed the quality of your original The Paradise Machine lenses, you’ll get the same performance you’ve come to expect.

Stealth Black features a neutral gray view-through that preserves natural color while cutting reflected glare from pavement, water, and snow. It delivers sharper clarity and reduced eye strain for driving, beach days, stadium events, and extended time in bright sun.

Other Features We Like to Nerd-Out About

Best for bright light (12% light transmission)
Neutral tint looking through the lens
Anti-scratch protective coating
Lens material: optical polycarbonate

Comes With

1 pair of replacement lenses (left & right) for your Crap Eyewear The Paradise Machine sunglasses
Protective microfiber bag for storage and cleaning
Crap Eyewear The Paradise Machine lens care instructions
Note: sunglass frame not included

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$24.99

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Crap Eyewear The Paradise Machine Replacement Lenses by Revant Optics